Calendar and Contact Form
FAQs - Established Patrons
A: If we have not seen each other within the past two years, fill out the Contact Form below; it can take <60 seconds for established patrons.
Meetings are not confirmed until the deposit is received.
Those I have seen within two years:
- I prefer you use the scheduling app to set up our preliminary phone call and note the day you wish to meet as a comment.
- The Contact Form is the second most efficient way.
- For email, put all the info in *one* email so you can be confirmed with *one* email.
- You must note which day you are requesting, plus location & time if different from last.
- Thank you for being respectful of time and sending as few emails as possible.
- If you do not receive a response to a booking request within 24hrs, either your email or the response was blocked.
- Text messaging is a sensitive topic. I burned out a few years ago; clients texting me was a problem to the point I still flinch at a certain notification tone.
- If you do not get a response via email, you may text as long as you put all of the info in *one* message.
- For the love of my sanity, please do not text without noting the date you wish to meet in the first message.
Thank you for understanding that because kindness is taken for weakness which attracts predators, I have to maintain strong boundaries for self-defense and block those who disrespect them. Thank you for being an honorable person who respects the boundaries that keep me safe, sane, and solvent so we may continue to enjoy our connection 🙂
The deposit and cancellation policy published within the Contact Form at the time of your request applies to your booking.
Decide to be generous
with an amount equal to or greater than the value of my time *before* trying to take that time.
I treasure those with the intelligence and class to be so generous and considerate I never have to remind them of tribute or boundaries.
E.g:
- Bookings include two conversations via phone or text, one before & one after.
- If you contact me to chat beyond those and have not tributed, tipped, or gifted any consideration for the additional time, I have to defend my boundaries to protect myself from burnout; I will invite you to check out my Remote Experience offerings where you will see chat starts at $120.
- If you made the decision to be a generous person and tipped or sent a gift of $120 or more before you sent your message, I will take the time to write a thoughtful response as soon as I have the time.
While I am perfectly happy to only connect around in-person meets or receive individual gifts for chats, what I have observed after +8 years is that when there is a completely non-transactional feeling for conversations in-between meetings, it's with those who give far more than they take as there's no reason to keep track.
My favorite perspective:
My Angel Investor Patrons have me feel like they believe in me & in my dream to make a difference in this world; they contribute to my success as a patron to a creative - like Medici to Galileo, but hot and fun 😉
Perhaps these Patrons of the Kinky Arts understand serving my real-life needs and goals is more efficiently done by contributing currency than them personally growing my food or building businesses in my name.
Their desire to see me succeed does not disappear when plans change & they can't meet; they do not expect me to eat a loss they create, so still send their contribution if they cancel on short notice.
Decide to be generous so we can forget the pesky realities of this world and enjoy one of our own design.
1.) Offer non-appearance-related compliments.
I enjoy feeling valued as a person with a personality. I am passionate about my craft and love hearing that you enjoy the experiences I create.
2.) Present the tribute to me in cash at the beginning of our time together.
- I strongly prefer cash to e-transfer.
- Especially for tips.
- Put it in a 'Thank you' card for a lovely touch, add a handwritten note and I will keep it forever 🙂
- I love what I do and love when the tribute is proudly presented with gratitude for our connection. You could also:
- Silently place it in plain sight.
- Have an e-transfer arrive before you do.
Not presenting the tribute upfront makes me nervous. I have had two stalkers. People will imagine they are my ‘real slave’ or ‘boyfriend,’ which somehow means I no longer have to pay for food and shelter or save for retirement so I can give away my time for free(?) Present the tribute upfront to spare us an uncomfortable conversation.
3.) If you learn my legal name, do not use it.
I cringe when I hear a man say that name due to how manipulative ex-clients used it.
My friends, family, doctors, yoga teachers, and more all call me Victoria.
4.) NEVER write a comment on a payment processor or eGift aside from the specific ones I give you, i.e. "Coaching" or "Thank You."
- Please do not assume you know what my s-corp offers; odd comments are problematic, and I am probably not certified to offer '____ consulting'.
- Comments are welcome via email.
- Thank you for not getting me banned from my favorite companies and/or debanked by the US banking system!
5.) Understand that tipping is not expected. While there are benefits to tipping, I have plenty of patrons who never have and never will, and I adore them.
- If we go over on time, tips add a cushion. I default to working with a discrete timer to keep us within the booked time, or you may request a no-timer option where Miss Tammy would reach out to you afterward to e-send for any overage. However, if someone tips, I take it out of that without a word.
- Arranging a double with a pro I do not know is time-consuming. For tippers, the fantasy simply comes to life. Otherwise, it's ~$250+
- If I see something for sale a tipper may like, I am more likely to purchase it.
- My non-tippers see itemized invoices for multi-day experiences; tippers remain blissfully unaware of how much work goes on behind the scenes.
- Tips offer a non-transactional feel for those who would like to connect beyond the two conversations included with bookings.
6.) Gifts are also not expected. For those who like to go above and beyond I will note:
Presenting an item from my wishlist when we meet may be the fastest way to make it onto my favorites list.
- Favorite champagnes:
- Dom Pérignon
- Veuve Clicquot
- Favorite wines:
- Sancerre
- Pouilly-Fumé
- Sauvignon Blanc in general
- Pale color preferred.
- Favorite flowers:
- *Never* red roses.
- 'English Garden' bouquets - Fav!
- Potted succulents.
- Favorite chocolates:
- Milk chocolate peanut butter.
- Dark chocolate and sea salt.
- Miscellaneous:
- I love interesting bookmarks!
- Pothos or other clippings that may be propagated.
- Sweet or fruity teas:
- Hibiscus is my fav!
- Strawberry or peach
Thank you for reading this 🙂
I enjoy being extra thoughtful and generous with those who are extra thoughtful and generous to me.
FAQs - New Applicants
Q: How should I address you?
A: I am Lady Victoria or Ms. Hanover,
until I say you may address me otherwise.
Mistress Victoria is a different person.
Honorifics are not interchangeable.
Q: Is the consideration policy negotiable?
A: Yes.
Include your modification suggestion in the comment section of the contact form.
Reasonable requests which respect the fact that I need to mitigate loss and opportunity costs will be considered.
Q: How soon do you need the deposit?
A: The calendar will only be blocked off for 24hrs while waiting for a deposit.
After 24hrs, the yellow block will be removed, and if someone else gets their deposit in first, they will get the day.
*Note: If someone is ready to send a deposit on Purple for that timeframe and your deposit on a Green or Blue has not been received, Purple gets the day.
Yes.
Meeting locations are limited to a staffed dungeon, such as Pandora's Box in Chelsea, or a 5-star hotel you book in your name.
Anonymous deposit options include gift cards purchased with cash at a drug store, bitcoin, and mailing cash or money orders.
Review the booking form for the deposit and consideration policies and an idea of what information I find helpful.
Book a phone call with just your email and $120 (which can apply towards the deposit on a booking within 3 months); my assistant will send a number to call.
On the call, you can plan a booking with complete anonymity.
Calendar is color-coded by minimum booking.
I.e., a blue day = $2,500 is the minimum.
A 'Tributes / Rates' tab is below.
Beyond that:
Green = My lowest rate for delightful applicants, ideal for newbies and those who sincerely respect women.
Blue = Where the market has set the price.
Purple = When the calendar day is purple, it means that day is inconvenient for me. The rise in the rate is so that I change my plans to meet you. What you get is up to 3 hours of behind-closed-doors time plus up to 2 hours of restaurant time, just you and me (another person is not included).
Yellow = Pending or conditional. Established patrons and visitors to NY with only that day available are welcome to fill out the contact form to register a desire to book if the day becomes available. A relaxed experience in your conveniently located space is more likely to happen.
Red = Unavailable.
If you book purple for a green or blue day, you give me the motivation & money to go all out planning an extended or intense experience.
Purple can also be a 48hr period where I am on standby, ready to arrive in 90mins minutes for someone not certain when they can meet.
Booking a level above the minimum is a good way to make a great impression on me or plan an amazing adventure for yourself 😉
The booking amount of $2,000 or more will be divided by the value of my time.
A $2,000 booking could be up to 3 hrs 20 min behind closed doors, or a combination of:
Playtime/behind-closed-doors time:
- $600 per hour
- $1,200 p/hr of taboo humiliation.
Social time in public:
- $300 per hour at a restaurant.
- One drink: 30m ($150)
- Dinner: 2hrs ($600)
- $180 p/h entertainment w/ small talk.
- E.g., drag show, sightseeing.
- $120 per hour of entertained silence.
- E.g., theatre.
Transportation time:
- $120 per hour by myself.
- $180 per hour traveling together.
Remote time:
- $120: up to 30m text/email or phone.
- $180: up to 30m of video chat.
If you cannot host & want me to rent a place, our time is reduced by the cost ($300 dungeon = -30mins of playtime).
Location Information
Add 50% per additional person.
IE: Couples rates per hour:
$900 BCD / $450 restaurant
It is not possible to meet for less than $2k
A single hour cannot be booked.